Minutes from the Prophets

Meeting Minutes, 3000 BCE

Present were the Great Oracle, the Wise One, and the Unwise One. The meeting began at 3:00 AM. The Great Oracle opened the meeting with a stirring address, which was met with resounding silence from the others.

Item 1: The Unwise One proposed a course of action that would bring about global doom. Discussion was lively, with the Wise One suggesting a compromise that would bring about localized doom. The Great Oracle decreed that the compromise was acceptable, but the Unwise One vetoed it.

Item 2: The Great Oracle revealed that the meaning of life is 42. The Wise One nodded in agreement, while the Unwise One looked puzzled. The Great Oracle explained that it was a profound and complex answer, and that the Unwise One simply didn't understand.

Next meeting: 3000 BDE.

Hyperlinks: Decisions from the Prophets, Minutes from Other Committees.